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Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
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poopy-mouth

A girl who walks like she has a stick up her hiney and has excessive poopy in her mouth. If you find a wild poopy-mouth please report to the Anti-Poopy Foundation (1-800-Poop-On-You). Also known as "Ashley".
Dayummnn! It's poopy-mouth! Niggas back up
by Nukka March 12, 2005
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Fountain Mouth

The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.
I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.
by MikeyMxCx August 14, 2009
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light mouthed

A person who like telling other people's secrets, make false rummors,and make promises often, but never keep it.
He is a light mouthed. I've never seem him keep his word.
by Yum>_< September 15, 2009
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mouth fault

When in playing tennis one engages mouth before brain.
Serena committed a mouth fault just after she committed a foot fault at the US Open.
by Tennis Guy September 16, 2009
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starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.
Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.
by LaDeena March 2, 2010
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Slaughter Mouth

A Slaughter Mouth can be a girl who loves to give blow jobs, or it can be another name for a blow job
Danny Mac: Wow, I was with that girl last night, she's quite the slaughter mouth. Gave me head alllll night long.

Rizzy Ryan: Yo I'm calling up nancy tonight for some slaughter mouth, she knows how to suck.
by Danny519Mac May 31, 2009
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