Message Board

A place on the internet where dorks can call eachother "pretentious" and "psuedo-intellectual".

douchebag 1:you're so pretentious

douchebag 2:that's just the kind of talk I'd expect from a psuedo-intellectual

by idunno? October 3, 2004

mess of a man

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

by David Simpson September 29, 2005

bloody mess perk

bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )

holy shit that head shot was fucking amazing. someone must be using the bloody mess perk.

by HaysiKings November 30, 2010

hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."

by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017

m3ssym0nday

cece our skinny legend

the best tea page ever
and zece is the most iconic ship ever

Stan cece for clear skin

someone :what is the best tea page
everyone : m3ssym0nday

by zecefanuwu October 17, 2019

Miss Mess

denotes a messy, tardy, or otherwise eye-roll-worthy person who has deemed themselves superior to others, when in fact everyone thinks they're pathetic. used esp. in the gay lexicon.

"Mmmm mmm (shaking head) there goes Miss Mess again, looking tragic and strutting like's she's god's gift."

by agentorange April 19, 2004

Messenger

MSG Messenger/Messenger is a messaging app (like the name didn't already give it away) made by Facebook in 2011. Yeah it's made by Facebook don't use it use Discord instead.

"Oh what about Whatsapp?" WRONG IT'S ALSO MADE BY FACEBOOK!

Dude! My information got stolen again from Messenger by Facebook! I'm gonna switch to Whatsa- Oops it got stolen again. I'm gonna switch to Discord then.

by OIivers October 31, 2020