Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025

Sophia Mercado

The most gorgeous beautiful girl on the planet. You’ll never meet someone so addicting in your life. The way she walks, talks, and does that thing with her lips is so mesmerizing. Everything about her is so ughhh, you can’t get enough of her. Make sure you treat her right though, she won’t stick around anyone who doesn’t deserve her. Treat her with love and respect, and she’ll give it back to you ten fold, that’s how amazing she is. She really is the girl of your dreams.

“ man i talked to Sophia Mercado today, and I can’t stop thinking about her!”

by Sophiamercadolover719 September 10, 2025

Turmeric Merchant

A derogatory term for an Indian

"Go back where you came from you damn Turmeric Merchant"

by DJSSJ4 November 5, 2025

Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.

I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).

by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025

Pfp Merchant

When a discord user's only impactful and meaningful aspect is their pfp
Like Stark
or like atha
He only have anime pfp

Apa citation:

Coolaund

cg member 1: bro have u seen athas new shitty corny anime pfp, its so ass bro 💔
cg member 2: yea bro fuck him and his pfp merchant bullshit

by cornyball December 13, 2025

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 16, 2020