bippitybopman23's definitions

abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz

You meant to type the alphabet but forgot the letter s. Actual dumbass.

Teacher: Tim, could you recite the alphabet for me?
John: Sure! abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
Teacher: First of all, you forgot s. Secondly, you're not Tim. You stupid fuck.

by bippitybopman23 April 11, 2021

Nigerian Bagel

A term for an African woman's asshole.

Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.

by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025