Definitions by bippitybopman23

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

Conclusion merchant by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025

abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz 

You meant to type the alphabet but forgot the letter s. Actual dumbass.

Teacher: Tim, could you recite the alphabet for me?
John: Sure! abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
Teacher: First of all, you forgot s. Secondly, you're not Tim. You stupid fuck.

abcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz by bippitybopman23 April 11, 2021

Nigerian Bagel 

A term for an African woman's asshole.

Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.

Nigerian Bagel by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020