Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.
John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom
John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing
Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.
John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom
John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing
Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.
John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011
Get the bacon magnet mug.A catch-all term for the millions of omnipresent magical beings that those whom lack critical thinking skills and/or suffer from delusions use to comfort themselves from the fear of death or from the responsibility for their own lives.
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See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton
Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.
Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.
or
Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
Coined by the admin Kramer of the 'Atheist' FaceBook page and SupportAtheism.com
See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton
Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.
Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your ass.
or
Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
See also: god, deity, Eric Clapton
Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.
Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$
or
Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
Theist: Jesus loves you and died for your sins, but you need to accept him into your heart or you will burn in eternal fire.
Rational Human Being: Sorry, you can take you Magic Sky Ghost and go stick it up your a$$
or
Rational Human Being: No, I am serious. They actually believe that a Magic Sky Ghost made a rib woman from mud man then after they ate a magic apple from a talking snake the Magic Sky Ghost made them ashamed of their genitals!!!
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