morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

dead by morning

Party that's totally dead in the morning.

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho

by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker May 24, 2011

early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008

Good Mythical Morning

The best YouTube channel. You can’t deny it

Good mythical morning is best

by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021

Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006