Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

Pulling a Mollie

When a jerk punches you in the face

She is pulling a Mollie on me

by TACOMAN13 October 25, 2014

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

molestar

A spanish word meaning to bother, annoy

molestar: no me molestas! - leave me alone, dont bother me

by nycsp January 11, 2007

Anna Molly

A song by Incubus, off their album light grenades. Their second greatest song, right after talk shows on mute. It is by far their most popular song, however.

Anna Molly is such a kickass song. Go listen to it right now!

by p.z November 6, 2007

molly rant

An extended explanation usually regarding a social injustice, corporate incompetence/arrogance, or technical folly. The argument is well formed, logical and rational but delivered with staggeringly quick pace and heightened emotion often leaving the ranter breathless and agitated.

Did you hear that, my mom totally went on a molly rant about her mp3 player not playing her songs due to crappy DRM!

by Derrick451 October 19, 2007

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005