M.L.I.F

My Life Is Fucked

When I didn't know what I was saying yes to when I said "yes," I didn't know what I had done; M.L.I.F!

by Little Miss I'gnant December 31, 2020

L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake

Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big

by SkiBang April 7, 2022

T.B.D.O.M.L

The Best Day Of My Life

OMG this is my T.B.D.O.M.L!

by Prewcio June 5, 2020

MLKnCookies

A oreo cookie. Likes glasses and one-word answers. If you encounter such a person (or cookie) step away slowly, make no sound, and under ALL circumstances, do NOT make eye contact.

MLKnCookies is one hot son of a bitch...in a cookie sorta way!

by d0ctor July 26, 2010

onlm mlno

ASCII characters for two upraised middle fingers. See onlm and mlno

onlm mlno. Look at it and think

by Bruce May 26, 2005

MLJ

Major League Jack. Usually used to describe something indescribable.

"What can i say, i'm MLJ."

"Did you see that guy he's clothes are MLJ"
"OMG your an MLJ."

by Matrick May 13, 2013

MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023