Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

Link

Either Link or the hero in the Legend of Zelda
He's widely popular but not as popular as Mario
He attracts many fangirls and Dashie

Link is a lady magnet

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

Link War

On internet discussion and debate forums, a form of argumentum ad lapidem or argument of the stone used in response to another poster to dismiss that posters argument without review or consideration. Generally, this is done in response to posts that contain links to material that supplement, explain, and support the points of the poster providing the links. The responding poster has no valid argument for the material linked and dismisses it without review of the merits of the material.

His argument was shredded and all he could do was post Link War.
Into the Night could not respond intelligently to the post so he dismissed it all by declaring it was a Link War.

by IB DaMann July 17, 2017

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

link the fire

To link the fire is to have sex with someone with an STD wether you have it or they have it or both.

Damn my girlfriend wanted us to link the fire and I was like no way I don't want Gonorrhea.

by THEGAYESTBUTLER October 15, 2017

Pink Link

When a woman decides to take part in the act of masturbation. The "link" is the finger of the female and the "pink" is the vagina. The finger and the vagina link together/go inside each other. Thus creating a "Pink Link."

"Hey Amanda I'm going to do the pink link"
"Okay Brittney just wash your hands afterwards."

by Lil Dougie 69 June 11, 2019