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I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.
You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.
by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019
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Prick for Life

Someone who is and always will be a prick.
Also can be used as PFL, an abbreviated term.

See prick for further clarification.
Guy 1: Dayum that Kyle is such a silly pfl!
Guy 2: What he do this time?
Guy 1: He dumped his spankin' hot girlfriend to go hook up with Adam's mom!
Guy 2: Dang...prick for life!
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 11, 2009
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get your life

(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --

It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"
Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.

Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com
by Geniusity April 18, 2012
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port life

Cbridge POrt is the killin ya p up cdown
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.
by Andrew May 14, 2004
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bout that life

bout that life originally referred to the florida law that gives 10 years for possession, 20 for firing, and life inprisonment for killing with a concealed weapon. if you are bout that life, you are willing to serve life in prison for killing a person. Later, bout that life was adapted to mean things such as being brave, popular, or 'down' for the respective crew.
by chris haugh January 20, 2009
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gg uninstall life

A) A phrase used often on the internet, or during multiplayer games when someone is doing something completely idiotic

B) When someone just plain fails at life.
A) 1337: I just shot my character to death in the toe.
Bob: gg uninstall life

B) Frank: I just hit a door with my face. Is that a good thing?
Donnie: gg uninstall life
by Griffler November 3, 2006
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