lawnrot

A disease that rots your lawn.

Dude, you got lawnrot.

by Viral Byte April 30, 2005

Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

by The 4nswer October 19, 2008

lawnument

(n.) -- a lawn ornament made of wood or plastic or metal, such as a pink flamingo

"Man, I had fun today! I put up a new lawnument in the front yard, and when my wife comes home is she ever going to be surprised!"

by PRwiz101 September 3, 2009

lawnchairing

The act of sitting on a lawn chair or similar in the bed of a pickup truck or flatbed while being driven through a tourist trap, park, or other sight-seeing location. This experience is enhanced by drinking beer and/or smoking cigarettes as one is driven around.

Look at those guys lawnchairing down the strip! I wonder if they are throwing beads or beer cans.

by proteius June 16, 2011

Lawnsawn

To Lawnsawn is to be absolutely full as a lord on facebook. The guilty party is usually a sad loser with unusually small toes.

a mother of twins being let out into her natural habitat, ie; the pub. lawnsawning to the interactive world

by frameless February 25, 2012

Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 13, 2015

Lawnophobe

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016