Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

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punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 04, 2019

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[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 09, 2009

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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 12, 2020

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