the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?
john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.
steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.
steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 2, 2011
Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 2, 2011
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.
by Just another clown June 21, 2020
Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter January 26, 2012
when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
by Flav101 December 18, 2013