Jokeym

Somebody who is too lazy and too introverted to go outside during the pandemic.

My mom told me, "Don't be a Jokeym! Get your ass outside."

by gr0guuuuuu April 14, 2021

Knob Jockey

In reference to the previous definition .. I meant of the male gender!

by Foiz April 9, 2003

jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.

Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.

by jtb30 February 2, 2008

Jonsey

To remove or be removed from self from social interaction, due to the discord or discontent caused by banter.

"Please jonsey me from this group!"

by Eddiy July 22, 2014

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010

rocket jockey

Please see slut.

Slut that loves astronauts

Did you notice that rocket jockey staring at my moon rocks?

by puckin May 18, 2014

Knob Jockey

Someone Who Rides The Cock, Gayboy.

Lewis Renfrew is a massive Knob Jockey!

by ZakGibson September 13, 2010