Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008

Cruel Jones

A cruel jones refers to a drug addiction. It is often used to compare a love interest to an addiction.

Baby, I've got a cruel jones for you. I just can't get enough. I need my daily fix.

by LunaFortune October 20, 2008

Les Jones

The renaissance man; does everything and does it well.

He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.

Les jones is an amazing son of a bitch.

by Nileysha April 11, 2010

sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter

sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it

by brandonius316 June 11, 2011

Bridget Jones Breakdown

When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .

Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.

I had a major Bridget Jones Breakdown last night , I had at least 4 bottles.

by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016

Will Jones

When you are doing absolutely dreadful in a video games

Guys you should see this I feel like Will Jones.

by Discount May 19, 2016

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016