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13th January & September

Look it's the 13th January & September , we need to abuse Yichao
by Not Yichao January 13, 2022
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10th January

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain
Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind
by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022
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Dry January

Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022
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Jostle Joystick January

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
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Redeem Yourself January

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january
Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn
by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019
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January 20

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 20
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 17

Your girlfriend have to get really freaky with you
by Fjejdheuendbfrbbfbxndnd October 29, 2019
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