Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
by Stinkpot December 9, 2013
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Get the jerked off mug.A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009
Get the Slow Jerk mug.Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.
Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!
by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010
Get the Jerk Punch mug.A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."
2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Get the erkel jerk mug.The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014
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