J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

j-hob

Mafia term for a piece of business.

Time to get the j-hob done, Franky.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.

dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."

by ego-tripper August 1, 2009

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Apple J

Short for Apple Juice.

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee

by Crystallists January 27, 2010

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008