A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 29, 2011
“nice popsicle is the code name for saying “nice dick” or “nice cock”. this can be heard used in class, work, etc to not get in trouble.
pssst… nice popsicle
by gorlock the destroyer October 30, 2023
1. Pre-2000s, the word is used to describe a person (male) who is generally social and positive to friends, family, and anybody he associates. He is dependable, means well, and looks out for people he's close to.
In the dating pool. Some guys discovered they can come on too hard and be rejected, so they decided that if they become 'nice' and act friendly to the girl, she would grow to trust him and later allow him to take her. Even if she wasn't looking for a relationship or already has someone. Unfortunately, once he realises, the guy becomes resentful and views her as a slut for sleeping with one person she's committed to, or stupid enough to date a bad boy (note that any male that already claims his girl, regardless of look, criminal history (existing or nonexisting), or personality, will be the 'asshole').
Thus, they are people who always whine to themselves (at forums, to each other, or a hapless victim) wondering why, as they're such a 'Nice Guy'. It's become a word that's taken an ironic meaning.
2. An annoying self-designated third-wheeler who puts an unhealthy interest in a couple's relationship, but won't talk to or socialise with girl's own boyfriend. But will completely slam her to friends the minute he realises that she won't cheat/dump boyfriend, let alone do the 'pity-fuck' for him regardless if she feels chemically attracted to him or not. Thus causing a whole line of insults to be written about her online.
In the dating pool. Some guys discovered they can come on too hard and be rejected, so they decided that if they become 'nice' and act friendly to the girl, she would grow to trust him and later allow him to take her. Even if she wasn't looking for a relationship or already has someone. Unfortunately, once he realises, the guy becomes resentful and views her as a slut for sleeping with one person she's committed to, or stupid enough to date a bad boy (note that any male that already claims his girl, regardless of look, criminal history (existing or nonexisting), or personality, will be the 'asshole').
Thus, they are people who always whine to themselves (at forums, to each other, or a hapless victim) wondering why, as they're such a 'Nice Guy'. It's become a word that's taken an ironic meaning.
2. An annoying self-designated third-wheeler who puts an unhealthy interest in a couple's relationship, but won't talk to or socialise with girl's own boyfriend. But will completely slam her to friends the minute he realises that she won't cheat/dump boyfriend, let alone do the 'pity-fuck' for him regardless if she feels chemically attracted to him or not. Thus causing a whole line of insults to be written about her online.
Dean: "Check this guy over there, next to my girlfriend. He creeps me the fuck out. But I'm not sure if he's a nice guy or her new gay friend."
Steve: "Dude, he skulks around her like a vulture. You're gonna need to break it to her later."
Steve: "Dude, he skulks around her like a vulture. You're gonna need to break it to her later."
by Mikeazowksy February 03, 2012
Nice Guy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Girl: Hi
Nice Guy: You are very pretty
Girl: Thank you
Nice Guy: send pics
Girl: wdym???
Nice Guy: b o o b a
Girl: I am not interested. I have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT??? I AM AN ALPHA MALE AND I WOULD PROTECT YOU! YOU ONLY WANT THE MONEY!
Girl: What da hael?
Nice Guy: I HOPE YOU GET PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN!
Girl: Anyway, I am gonna block you.
Nice Guy: YOU FUCKING WHORE
by TastyTurron May 19, 2021
the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!
vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!
by ben-wah! April 03, 2003
Finish last...
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
That's why they'll treat you like trash
It's not what they really want to do
BUT
Girls only want bad guys
So Nice Guys may give it their best try to
Treat you the way you want them to
by 8-bit Broski February 08, 2013
An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.
John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.
by MSJDHBVMDKDJD September 06, 2007