Purple Inchworm

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

Dirty Inch

The truly un-named distance between the asshole & corresponding genitalia, for men the nuts & women the pussy. Always the victim of shrapnel from sex, exercise & any other body fluid exuding activity, hence the name.

After going at it for a while her dirty inch was gettin' a little gummy.

by redsuperdog January 28, 2009

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005

One inch punch

The one inch punch was originally borrowed from Wing Chun, but improved by Bruce Lee. However, in the famous One inch punch video, the guy who is hit by Mr. Lee is prepared, and stood in a classical stance, so he would fall backwards and decrease some of the power. If he was struggling against Mr. Lee he would have received an extremely unhealthy amount of damage.

- "wow that Wing Chung guy really didn't know what he was talking about!"

- "Yeah, the One inch punch that Bruce lee developed is a great skill to know in a close combat situation."

- "give me you're wallet"

- "what?"

by Pål June 12, 2005

incy

scouse twat.

wtf? incy has nicked my car stereo again :/

by [Mayhem] February 8, 2004

Itchy still?

Itchy still is the new version of ‘itchy hands’. It describes someone who’s like to tapping, scratching his/her body parts. It is not because of you have a bad manner or you’ve influenced by the culture. It is because you have the Swine flue. The ‘Itchy still’ is the new version of ‘itchy hands’ which is another word for Swine flu.

‘Are you itchy still? You need to see a vet now’

by Itchy disease and keith my ass August 27, 2009

Ichy Jew

An Ichy Jew is a prostitute, who injects themselves with heroine using needles that have been used bu other people. An Ichy Jew is also infected with: syphilis, chlamydia, genital warts, herpes, gonaria and bacterial vaginosis. They also have crabs and do their own blood transfusions.

The name originated from the first 10 Japanese numbers. 1 is Ich which relates to the STI's. 10 is Jew, and there are 10 factors to being an Ichy Jew.
*The Japanese numbers are not spelt like that it is just the sound.

"OMG look at that girl over there!"
"Eeeww she is such an Ichy Jew!"
"Eww IKR?!"

"OMG did you here about (name)?"
"No? Whats up?"
"Aparently she's an Ichy Jew"
"*Gasp* No way?!"

by Brian (Bryony Fraser- Harris) August 12, 2012