hump and dump

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

by mdav23 May 13, 2005

human giant

hilarious new show on MTV. Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, and Jason Woliner are the guys who are on the show. MTV describes the show as: "A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction."

I love Human Giant, I think I'll go watch it now.

by Anand M May 15, 2007

humpy town

A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.

Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."

by Benton Squirrelhead December 24, 2006

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Humama

A dog’s human mother.

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.

by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021

Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 23, 2014

Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

by Monkze November 6, 2021