housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.

Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!

housedad by playBunny September 16, 2007

house slut 

A woman who does nothing all day except wear suggestive clothes around the porch and flirts with the men in the hood. Originally the term was used to describe former "ladies of the evening" who shacked up with men who own home grown speakeasys, or bootleggers.

"Did you see what that house slut had on?" "Hell yeah! That hoe was ready for some fucking!"

house slut by Marleau Sterling October 5, 2006

House league 

The term house league is slang for hockey players. Used when referring to a bad play or bad move in hockey.

Guy loses the puck with no one around him

damn, that was some house league shit right there!

House league by Phil Brougham January 23, 2008

house-child 

A person between aged 20-30 who is living in their parents house when they are old enough to live in his own apartment. I derived the term from the word "house-wife." A house-wife lives at home and spends her husband's money on silly things like clothes and jewelery. Likewise, a house-child (or house-daughter in this case) lives for free and spends her father's money on the same things.

A house-child, by definition, must be:
1) old enough to be a house-wife
2) unemployed
3) have lived away from the house for a period of time (i.e. college, grad school) and is now coming back to the house just when her parents thought they were finally rid of her!!
4) so busy house-childing that she frequently requests an assistant.
5) too old to live at home. Someone who is of normal age to live at home (i.e. a high-school student) cannot be a house-child.

Note: house-childing is becoming an increasingly popular activity given that most people in their 20s can no longer afford rent due to the current economic downturn

house-childing, verb
house-child, noun

Person A: "So Rebecca, now that you have graduated with your Masters degree....what are you up to these days?"
Person B: "I'm house-childing. It's a full-time job."

Person A: "I'm a real estate broker and my wife is a dental hygienist. What you do, Rebecca?"
Person B: "I'm a house-child. It keeps me very busy."

house-child by R-to-the-EBECCA November 30, 2009

The Loud House

The worst show to exist on Nickelodeon

I really fucking hate The Loud House. It’s such a terrible show. The characters look so fucking ugly

The Loud House by LikeSpongeBobHateBreadwinners December 13, 2022

do you have stairs in your house 

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

do you have stairs in your house by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005

aligator fuck house

when having sex one of the participants bites the neck of the other whilst having an orgasm. the person biting then locks their jaw onto the neck of their partner, like an aligator.

jack aligator fuck housed louise so hard he nearly ripped off her head.

aligator fuck house by fingerme August 25, 2009