holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

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The Holy Tes’tim’ent

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok

I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you

by Tim Shaw Fandom Dictionary August 6, 2022

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The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022

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Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!

Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life

by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022

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holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

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The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

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