Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

Arabian gift exchange

When two people playing Call of Duty noob tube each other.

Ray: Did you kill him or did he kill you?
Ziad: Both. It was an Arabian gift exchange.

by dehdjer December 6, 2010

techno-graft

Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.

Did you see how many underage girls Carroll has added on facebook?

Yeah he's such a techno-grafter

by Neveragrafter June 11, 2011

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

Gods Gift to the Ramp

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery

Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007

Giftmas

This word is what non-Christians, who are non-religious and who celebrate Christmas, will call Christmas.

Person 1: I'm Buddhist!
Person 2: Do you celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: No, I celebrate Giftmas.

by crabbit December 25, 2010