grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Grape

Felicity.

Felicity, you are a grape.

by Alo The Non-Grape October 21, 2016

grapefruit

D cup bra size

Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock

by Bigdickylewis November 2, 2003

grasper

noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.

1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."

2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.

by Grasper Parnevik April 4, 2011

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 31, 2011

Grapeshot

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

Grazer

A foul and deplorable person who scoffs munch all over a supermarket. Can refer to a customer or an employee. It is an act of gross misconduct and a sackable offence. The most common form of Grazing occurs in the produce section, grapes being the number 1 grazed product in the UK. An employee caught grazing will have "Grazer" posters put up in staff rooms as a person to watch out for. You do not want to be glassed as a "Known Grazer" or people will start following you round when you do your shopping.

That Nathan is such a Grazer, he got caught Grazing at Tesco and ate all the grapes in the store. His dismissal form reads "Known Grazer". Armed with grapes and dangerous.

by Unrulyvictim August 14, 2016