Granby 

A small, generally unkown, upper middle class town located in the farmington valley (CT), boarding towns including: east granby, simsbury, canton, barkhamsted, suffield, and southwick (MA).

Granby includes West Granby and North Granby. The population is somewhere

Granby is consistently highly ranked highly in academic performance. In 2009 Granby was tied in 9th place with Westport for CMT testing. It was also rated the 3rd best small town to live in (#1 Old Saybrook, #2 Weston). The population is about 11,000 people and a seemingly equal number of horses, goats and cows.

Granby is possibly one of the most boring towns in Connecticut. Refusing many commercial businesses, the town remains an isolated, undeveloped, and relaxed environment. There are thousands of acres of nature preserve as well. Most residents tend to work in the insurance industry. The town is much like an undeveloped Simsbury or a more developed Suffield.

Person: Where are you from?

Granby Person: Granby

Person: Where is that?

Granby Person: You know where that notch is on the north side of the state?

Person: No...

Granby by GCT076 March 21, 2010

Gays, Grannies and Grandes 

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.

64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!

Gays, Grannies and Grandes by jaymac76CMH June 23, 2011

Klan Grannies 

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.

Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?

Klan Grannies by 1dead April 12, 2022

grannyrider

A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is wrong and tries to blame the internet, but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not delete it.

The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said granny porn lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public.

There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.

Ross:"I am Iceman"
Lou:"Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full"

"Grannyrider are you looking at your contraversial porn again?"

That kid looks like he's got a touch of smackeye, bet me he is a Grannyrider and buzzes off old school porn.

grannyrider by BigRev November 29, 2006

ganny 

A term to describe the desirable female genitalia, wherein one would like to place ones bone. It may sometimes be elusive in the most awesome of forms, but is more readily available when surrounded by a larger mass.

Are you going out tonight to get the ganny? or; did you get the ganny?

ganny by J_C September 7, 2007

Granty Boy 

A strange fellow who likes to jack off in abandoned houses

Matt: I'll give you a quid if you jack of in that building.
Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!

Granty Boy by Jimmyeatmars August 16, 2011

grunny 

A green zombie rabbit that was injected with the G virus. If you get infected by many of them, one will sprout up out of your head (from gaiaonline.com)

All hail Lord Grunny and his green rabbity-ness

grunny by D. Marie September 9, 2008