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YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!

1. To be state to someone that they got you in a very, VERY bad situation. 2. To tell someone that you totally disagree with them.
1. Man, shit! I let you borrow my card and you maxed that shit out?! Bitch, YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!!!

2. You think that I'm gonna double date with yo fine-ass girlfriend's fat nasty sista just so the two o you can get out tonight? Man, nigga...YOU GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP!
by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
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nacho fucked

when the people at concession stands don't give you enough cheese for your nachos resulting in you having to eat several stale overly salty nacho chips.
Bret: hey dude can I have a nacho.
Bill: go ahead I'm all out of cheese anyway, that bitch at the counter nacho fucked me.
by stuffedpepper January 13, 2008
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got me all kinds of fucked up

It means you're fucked up by all this shit. You just can't deal with this anymore. Like what the fuck? This shit got me fucked up. Im out bitches.
"Ms. Smith is giving us so much work man, she got me all kinds of fucked up!"
by Bowdownbitches February 23, 2015
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fucked the dog

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
by eggy mule August 19, 2010
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fucked

Dam we're fucked
by hell December 11, 2002
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just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
by jude-e December 5, 2001
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catch me fuck me shorts

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!
by SFC G May 7, 2008
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