jobs a fish

used when you've done a good job or you are happy with something
you have just finished your day at work. 'Jobs a fish'
by Tom Parkinson May 04, 2004
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Flirty Fishing

Flirty Fishing

Flirty Fishing (FFing) was a form of religious prostitution practiced by the Children of God/The Family cult from 1974 until it was officially discontinued in 1987 (due, in part, to the AIDS scare). Its etymology can be traced to Matthew 4:19 where Jesus says "Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

Flirty Fishing was a subset of The Family's love bombing activities and involved the use of sexual attraction and intercourse to win converts and favors. Female members were told to be "God's whores" and "hookers for Jesus", and soon after its launch as a method of witnessing, sex was given to complete strangers in combination with a request for a "donation", or for a required fee in line with Escort Servicing (ESing) or freelance ESing. FFing and prostitution was widely used as a way to raise money for the cult and resulted in many of the second generation births (known as "Jesus Babies"). Internal Family records from 1988 indicate that over 223,000 "fish" were loved sexually between 1978 and 1988
Q: "What is Flirty Fishing" Many of you asked for a definition and what should be reported as actual FF'ing.
A: We would like to answer that FF'ing is going out witnessing the love of Jesus with the serious intent to use sex or sex appeal as the bait, regardless of the situation or place. This can be anywhere!–On the street, in a park, while going to the local store, in discotheques or in clubs!

Q: Does "Loved Sexually" also include kissing and light petting?
A: We suggest you only include masturbation, sucking and actual intercourse in the figures of fish, mate, brother or sister loved sexually. It's all, or nothing at all! Hallelujah!
by Deathrow_nzl February 08, 2007
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fish

1 a word for a new person
2 a derivative from sheesh/sheesha meaning marajuanna
1 hey fish when you get in here
2 toss the fish before the filth come
by FutureHistory April 08, 2006
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Gay Fishing

The act of cruising for sex near a body of water. Gay fishing can be accomplished near fresh or salt water.
Cody's dream is to travel to Cancun, and go gay fishing for at least 8 Mexicans so that he can beat his orgy record of 7 people.

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by TheBonafideMan May 27, 2012
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go fish

This can be used when someone asks you to do something, pass something, get them something etc which you don’t want to do for them. You can also throw in nigga at the end if you want.
Person 1: Yo holmes pick me up something to drink from da shop.

Person 2: Go fish nigga
by pussy crew August 17, 2006
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Tits on a Fish

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.
Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.
by Joel Hoshkins June 09, 2010
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fishing for likes

Usually a fucking attention whore who can't live without likes on her/his photos, generually she/he pleases people to like it.
Fishing for likes:

-like my profile picture plz I'll like yours back xxxxx

-No.
by WelFakU2 October 16, 2013
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