Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023

fernandel

spaghetti king with a god-given talent for music and lots of charisma

fernandel ist my favorite artist

by fernandelfan123 July 25, 2023

Fernage

A cluster or large amount of ferns in nature.

The fox ran through the fernage while chasing the squirrel.

by PlantLover101 August 3, 2024

fernn

An amazing, beautiful, sexy person who you can spend hours talking to and never get bored. She is friends with everyone that she meets and puts others before herself.

Everybody lovers Fernn

I wish I was like Fernn

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Fernie

A homosexual encounter on the skiing slopes.

"Shalako had quite the weekend. I hear had a few fernies while skiing on Mt. Fernie."

by landwehr34 August 13, 2024

fernouched

Shes a sexy arabian wife she loves salt and pyramids shes excellent wife matierial.
MARRY HER

wow you actually married Fernouced you are very lucky
Did you know her name means foot of love.
Fernouched means the strong scent of dolma from the east

by anonymous September 17, 2023

fernie freak

a freak named fernanda

omg look at that freak, oh wait its just fernanda, fernie freak!!

by freakyweeks October 3, 2023