Faglord

One who spends a majority of his life in online chatrooms with a disgusting superiority complex even though they're of Jewish descent with their self proclaimed god's chosen and le standard deviation xd.

Behind his army of whiteknights achieved via manipulation amongst other faglord tactics, they will continue to waste away with their over 6 gorillion lines of text, all the while thinking they are better than the average man for being an utter waste of carbon.

The faglord became smitten with anger once it was pointed out to everyone he was in fact a Jew.

by IanFaglord.png March 22, 2021

Fail

A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.

1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."

by TheImmortal92 May 8, 2009

Failcore

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.

Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"

by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007

Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.

Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass

by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

failopotamus

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.

"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"

by ep1c. May 5, 2008

Failorida

A certain peninsular state In America known as Florida which has gone downhill politically in many ways. The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. Widely known by it's inhabitants for political corruption.

Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.

by Danger Diabolik! November 14, 2011

failcup

Used in online games meaning Failur

Wow you just wiped the entire group u f***ing FAILCUP!

by the pwnzorz March 18, 2008