decevious

A cunning blend of the words devious and deceit. Used to describe misleading and disingenuous statements.

He was being completely decevious, he was going to Canada after all.
Her deceviosity knew no bounds, her Slovakian accent fooled everybody.
The sea free us? NO! Decevious.

by Brian Purcell June 24, 2005

decruz

The term decruz dates back to early French automobile enthusiast Simone DeCruz who used to lower his cars, in a similar fashion to the popular 'low riders' of the 80s and 90s.
The term re-gained is popularity during 2006-2007 as Joseph DeCruz modified his office chair to sit incredibly low, in an effort to relive the early French days

To do a 'decruz' is to lower your chair to the point where you might as well sit on the floor.

by Phinneus_Fog April 29, 2007

decoy drink

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.

"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."

by ACNY January 6, 2008

Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

Decellphoneration

The tendency for a automobile driver to slow down while answering their cell phone.

While traveling in the fast lane, the driver caused a multi-car pileup due to his rapid decellphoneration.

by John B. Hopper February 12, 2009

decorganizing

Using flashy plastic containers to both decorate and organize your shabby-chic home. First used on NBC's 30 Rock.

I just love decorganizing! I just bought 30 labeled shoe boxes from The Container Store so I can finally decorganize my closet.

by shanut March 13, 2009

decruit

The opposite of recruit - to be laid off of work. Generally in the context of a job where active recruiting takes place in good times.

I was recruited to work on Wall Street last year, but this year the economy took a shit, so I've been decruited.

by bob1911 December 18, 2008