decruz 

The term decruz dates back to early French automobile enthusiast Simone DeCruz who used to lower his cars, in a similar fashion to the popular 'low riders' of the 80s and 90s.
The term re-gained is popularity during 2006-2007 as Joseph DeCruz modified his office chair to sit incredibly low, in an effort to relive the early French days

To do a 'decruz' is to lower your chair to the point where you might as well sit on the floor.

decruz by Phinneus_Fog April 29, 2007

decruit

The opposite of recruit - to be laid off of work. Generally in the context of a job where active recruiting takes place in good times.

I was recruited to work on Wall Street last year, but this year the economy took a shit, so I've been decruited.

decruit by bob1911 December 18, 2008

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

Decrustify by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

College Decruiter 

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.

Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

College Decruiter by Academic Adviser October 17, 2010

dacruz'd

To be deceived or lead on by someone on any social network, or chat session who's claiming to be someone or something they're not and tries anything to make you believe them with words that might interest you. While they're just sitting behind whatever devices they're using and their true identity is being concealed while giving you false information about themselves. See catfished.

I was waiting for Tony to show up at 3 but he dacruz'd me and arrived at 5.

When I asked him why he was late he just shrugged ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dacruz'd by KiloAnts May 26, 2020

Decrumed 

(v) - to famously harass; to foolishly abolish me

As soon as i looked at the group I noticed it was he who decrumed me!

Decrumed by Edward Singer July 1, 2010

decrunk 

To be displeasing or disturbing in appearance or composition.

That party last night sucked there was no food or music it was totally decrunk.
Dang since Alicia got that bad haircut she looks really decrunk.

decrunk by kayliHkitkat September 18, 2015