David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.

British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!

by TheBrownAvenger January 2, 2012

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David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 5, 2019

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Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 1, 2020

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David

The bitchest guy you have ever meet.Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room.

David oh i made it bitch

by ehfgeygfeydhfguyerhfudehgfuhgh December 5, 2018

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David

A perverted senior who likes freshmen girls and sucks at rapping also thinks he the king of high school even though he only a fool if you see him punch him

Yo David did some stupid rap agian
Yo David just got rejected by another 9th grade girl

by Jalugod March 10, 2019

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