When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
Get the Deep-poop-dick Cursemug. It is said that an ancient troll died on November 12th, hexing anyone born on that cursed day to never get a girlfriend or go through puberty.
Person A: Why am I so lonely? I do everything right.
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
Person B: It’s the November 12th curse dude, you’re cooked 💀
by wheezie5135 November 2, 2024
Get the November 12th Cursemug. by Thicdadyslutfucker December 12, 2020
Get the curse bitchmug. When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
Get the Masturbaitor's Cursemug. by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
Get the Maya cursemug. Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
Get the Balkan cursemug. A Charizard that knows Solar Beam and Thunder (FALCON...) Punch. Or at the very as odd as the Charizard.
by PokéLordtheCringe32 March 14, 2022
Get the Cursedmug.