Sean Connery

What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.

Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"

Paul: "Sean Connery"

Steve: "WHAT! No Way"

Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"

by Steve Pinslayer June 14, 2010

Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

Conner

MY ASS

Conner the bad football player always says “my ass”

by Bested football player October 19, 2019

Conner

A conner will be an amazing person! At first. He will usually be very nice funny and kind when you get to know him, but he acts very different around his friends. He is the most charming person in school, but not so charming in the inside. He will be a straight B+ student and will be very shy or quiet if you are not friends with him. Once he hits puberty you might want to run away. He will be very horny and ask any girl for pics, or even ask if they will have sex with him. Watch out conners are gross!!!

Omg Conner asked for a pic

by BadAssBitchWithAHugeAss May 31, 2020

Cat Conners

A girl that is beautiful

Yo dude you see that cat conners back there

by PLaya1234567890987654321 March 16, 2010

Shower concert

Taking a shower baked/high from smoking weed, while listening to your favorite jams.

Dude just had an amazing shower concert jamming to tame impala.

by Leebull March 12, 2020