Self-Confidence

A thing that you must have to gain respect and explains the phenomenon of why the criteria of men bad boys typically Alpha men are ironically attracted to the bad girls a.k.a "bitches". Unlike good girls which are oftentimes vulnerable women which Jerks objectify and dumps afterwards he through with her; he secretly demands more of a challenge or someone equivalent.

Vulnerable girl: I don't know why Jerry dump me over Keisha. She's a female douchbag.

Boy 1: Unless she knows her self worth and that makes the difference

Vulnerable girl: Guys are so dumb these days to choose women that are narcissist.

Most bad guys are use to dating women with low self-esteem which can result in having low standards, but until a woman with self-confidence they will learn how to love and respect her.

by Philosophiee September 30, 2017

coffie

a photograph of a cup of coffee, especially of an artistically made macchiato, cafe latte, etc.

The macchiato with the five-leafed fern was so beautiful that I took a coffie for my Pinterest page.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

Codfish

Term used to describe someone whose eyes sit on the side of their head. This condition is said to be caused in utero when the fetuses eyes do not migrate to the proper position. This is considered a genetic mutation. It causes the sufferer to resemble a codfish or even a hammerhead shark.

"That girl looks like a codfish, let her back in the ocean."

by whitty323 January 13, 2009

ConAir

The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.

girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.

by MaryBeth and Brooke March 26, 2007

condi

a person who does a lot of work but never accomplishes anything

named for Condoleezza Rice's efforts in government

get your shit together and stop being such a condi

by eleanor roosevelt December 25, 2007

Conficker

Confi (configuration) ficker (f**ker)

the "fi" can be used as a part of both words.

Conficker is a computer worm that will f**k your s**t up, son.

by Mr. Tpasty April 3, 2009

Fat chick with confidence

A person who, by no choice of their own, is a non-conformist, but expects to be treated the same.

An ugly nerd wants all of the hot girls to follow after him, even though, because of his seemingly undesirable disposition, it's never going to happen. He is a "Fat chick with confidence".

by Paul000 July 31, 2006