ConAir

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A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

ConAir by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

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ConAir

The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.

girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.

ConAir by MaryBeth and Brooke March 26, 2007

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Conair

The new call sign for air force 1 if this dimented old man gets privledged enough to board it.

Oh watch out, conair is coming to our town to suppress more votes.

Conair by MAGA1973 December 22, 2020

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Conair

Absolutely correct spelling for a popular Irish name. Tends to like cukes in certain private places.

Conair was frustrated coming home from work but relieved his tension by using an expertly selected unpickled pickle.

Conair by Blwh June 23, 2021

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Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

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condirrhea

(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.

I got condirrhea all over my sandwhich

condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008

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Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

Confirmand Fingering by Thorminator January 21, 2016

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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