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college puke

A term used by Joe Sixpacks and dittoheads to describe someone (usually a man) who has bettered himself through education, and will therefore be far more successful in life than the person using the term.

(Possible origin: U.S. military slang used by NCOs. Popularized in the 1987 movie "The Secret of My Success" and more recently on talk radio).
Just like a college puke to tell me Rush Limbaugh don't gots no facts! I bet you voted fer Obama too, socialist!

Saw Steve the other day. Since he went off to State, he's just a college puke who thinks he's too good to Beer Run with his good old boys!
by WordJones June 21, 2009
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ADT College

A hell hole which imprisons poor helpless and innocent children
ADT College is a hell hole which imprisons poor helpless and innocent children
by rubbishfairy March 13, 2004
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Smith College

Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.
Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.
by rm 102 December 4, 2004
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Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair
I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.
by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010
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electoral college

Bull shit idea that makes it so the person who won the popular vot, usually doesn't become president.
Hey Gore won the popular vote! But we're still stuck with Bush!
by Sam April 4, 2005
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college park

A neighborhood in Atlanta, Georgia, which has been called home by many rap artists, including Ludacris, T.I, and Young Joc.
"Claim College Park where they flip them birds" - Ludacris
"I tell em' College Park, where they chop cars"- Young Joc
by Stellz June 10, 2007
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Connecticut College

Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.
Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.
by Freeman 3rd floor December 8, 2004
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