Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Fetish Cheese

Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.

John: (Making out with pizza.)

Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019

midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019

Wax cheese people

People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their children’s lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.

Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-it’z because they aren’t organic.

by CrackHead K December 14, 2019

The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019