jimhuttonismyidol's definitions

The Jim Hutton Effect

When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person

Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.

I felt the Jim Hutton Effect when my favorite singer started following me on Instagram!

by jimhuttonismyidol December 9, 2019

The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

Pedo Rat

A rat with pedophile-like qualities; even worse than a devil rat. A pedo rat is one who scavenges for underaged minors like rats scavenge for trash. Their goal is to make children uncomfortable.

When I was in high school, my pedo rat boss asked me out on a date.

Last night, a middle aged pedo rat asked for my number on the subway.

by jimhuttonismyidol July 13, 2021

Devil Rat

A rat with devil-like qualities; the worst kind of rat. A devil rat is one who lies to, cheats on, and betrays their friends, on top of acting completely crazy at all times.

My friend’s mom who cursed me out for no reason is a total devil rat.

My devil-rat ex-boyfriend gaslighted me our entire relationship.

by jimhuttonismyidol July 11, 2021

nanoween

A nanoween is an insult you call someone with small dick energy

Steven’s so cocky, but in reality, he’s just a dumb nanoween.

by jimhuttonismyidol November 17, 2022

doppeldumbäss

A doppeldumbäss is someone who fails to recognize others in public and thinks all of their friends have doppelgängers, when in reality, they look nothing alike

Lily is such a doppeldumbäss. She thinks John and I look alike when we don’t even have the same hair color!

by jimhuttonismyidol September 24, 2022

doppeldumbäss

A doppeldumbäss is someone who claims that two different people look alike, when in reality, they look completely different. This person may also fail to recognize their friends in public or approach the wrong people sometimes.

Maybe if you weren’t such a doppeldumbäss, you’d see that Lily and I look nothing alike.

Don’t be a doppeldumbäss! I don’t have a doppelgänger!

by jimhuttonismyidol September 26, 2022