jimhuttonismyidol's definitions

Pedo Rat

A rat with pedophile-like qualities; even worse than a devil rat. A pedo rat is one who scavenges for underaged minors like rats scavenge for trash. Their goal is to make children uncomfortable.

When I was in high school, my pedo rat boss asked me out on a date.

Last night, a middle aged pedo rat asked for my number on the subway.

by jimhuttonismyidol July 13, 2021

The Jim Hutton Effect

When a random famous person takes a liking to an ordinary person

Jim Hutton was an ordinary guy who the incredibly famous Freddie Mercury took a liking to in the 80s.

I felt the Jim Hutton Effect when my favorite singer started following me on Instagram!

by jimhuttonismyidol December 9, 2019

Scarea

A scarea is a location in which the area is or appears to be dangerous and or feral. It’s generally a place you wouldn’t want to go to alone at night due to the questionable inhabitants that live there.

Alabama is filled with so many feral hillbillys that I would go so far as to call it a scarea!

I accidentally went to a dive bar in a scarea and ended up getting drinks with a couple of public defenders!

by jimhuttonismyidol March 4, 2022

twacism

Twacism is prejudice against twins, especially identical twins. It happens when people assume that twins have the same personality or are going to act or behave in the same way, simply because they are twins.

It was really twacist when Ben and I had to share a chocolate birthday cake when only one of us likes chocolate!

Sam and Ben faced a lot of twacism after they both decided to play the same musical instrument.

by jimhuttonismyidol June 28, 2024

nanoween

A nanoween is an insult you call someone with small dick energy

Steven’s so cocky, but in reality, he’s just a dumb nanoween.

by jimhuttonismyidol November 17, 2022

doppeldumbäss

A doppeldumbäss is someone who claims that two different people look alike, when in reality, they look completely different. This person may also fail to recognize their friends in public or approach the wrong people sometimes.

Maybe if you weren’t such a doppeldumbäss, you’d see that Lily and I look nothing alike.

Don’t be a doppeldumbäss! I don’t have a doppelgänger!

by jimhuttonismyidol September 26, 2022

The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019