Calvincest

The act of loving one's sister in an inappropriate or illegal manner.

Calvin was accused of Calvincest by piarr.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

callin

The shortest guy ever he tends to be super overly gay

Ewwwww the guy is such a callin

by Logan sully October 2, 2017

Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

by ShwStppnActr June 28, 2010

Caving

Soaking, except a guy puts his penis in another guy’s ass.

Jonah and Kostas are definitely caving on the California King

by The Caver Man September 14, 2020

Bat-caving

The act of sitting in ones room or bed completely instilled in darkness much before the time they plan on going to sleep. One who bat-caves often keeps them self occupied with a computer or videogame to play on. Music is not typically listened to by the bat caver and social conversation does not usually take place. It is described by common bat-cavers by relaxing, or "me time" to settle down. Bat caving is usually followed by whacking off and then going to sleep.

Guy 1: Why the fuck is it so dark in your room?
Guy 2: Im bat-caving, chill.
Guy 1: fucking weird-o.

by itchyisraeli October 28, 2012

Calvinest

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.

That dude is a Calvinest!!

by anon February 26, 2004

calvillo

a last name for a fuck hot as hell beaner with a 1in dick that sucks / eats a lot of ass

did you see calvillo and how stupid he looks

by jsjsjsjjsjsjsjstaco August 22, 2017