Callum

A lying sneaking backstabbing dog kicker who is probably also very gay.

Kid 1: Hey is that Callum?
Kid 2: Yeah u can see that he just kicked a dog and he’s also covered in another man’s jizz.
Callum: I’m gonna go kick your dog and make out with your dad

by Puppykicker2018 November 28, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Calamity DEWPAB

a person of calamitous nature who blunders around everywhere and who also makes grave errors of judgement and creates awkwardness

do you know that guy who pulled another boy after he smashed that mustard pot and chundered on his shoes?
yeah man, he is such a calamity dewpab

by CGPo May 29, 2010

calm owl

an internet meme of an calm owl, the punchline is that the owl in fact doesn't look calm

''My classmate sticked pictures of the calm owl up against the dutch classroom's wall.''

by kjipp January 10, 2018

Callum

A guy who always tells brees that are ‘cute’

Callum : oh hey bree! You’re cute

Bree: no I’m not stfu

by bbbbbrrriiiiii November 2, 2019

Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.

“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019