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Magic Carpet Burn

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
by John asdfaa January 25, 2009
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carpeteer

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.
by Pararox April 9, 2004
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Carpet Fairies

a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
"Have you heard the Carpet Fairies new album?"
"No."
"Yeah, me neither."
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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Carpet Halfpipe

When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.
Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.

Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe

Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal

Perez: frick yeah!
by I love carpet halfpipes March 27, 2011
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Carpet

When someone's arms, legs or body are absurdly covered in hair
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
by BraeBlake December 11, 2015
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Sweeping under the carpet

When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore
by Herombe is obamas father June 10, 2018
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carpet clucker

1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.
1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.
by AliDivito June 23, 2008
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