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Caleb

A boy (usually turns gay around 9) who will usually date people not in person but online also tends to attract weird stalkers and old men if you meet a Caleb and you are a guy he most likely will make moves on you he is also a loyal friend who is insecure but honestly good looking if you meet a Caleb keep him around also if you're a gay guy and you meet a caleb prepare to be asked out-
"Caleb is such a gay boy"
by Steve Harrington ueeeee October 17, 2019
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Caleb

A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!
E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*
by VeryStyledFrogs February 17, 2019
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Caleb

The Most Awesome Man You will meet. Very nice and tall. All ways giving you cuddles
Omg have you guys seen caleb he is soooo cool
by Caleb192 March 23, 2021
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Caleb

A Dissappontment that nobody loves. His parents want to put him up for adoption. He is also very tall and good at the clarinet.
Caleb is a disappointment
by Jakanrjkrsua November 6, 2019
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Caleb

He loves chicken chicken is life if you are a Caleb who doesn’t like fried chicken I won’t be your friend. Caleb is good at basketball he is better than Michael Jordan Lebron James Kobe Bryant and steph curry. Caleb’s rule the world Caleb is always more supreme than you. Caleb’s are strong but lean because that’s what the girls like.

Caleb’s ride mountain bikes a lot Caleb’s usually live in houses and put deodorant on Caleb’s like chicken chkn for life if you are not a Caleb change your name so you can be the best person on earth
Wow Caleb is so good at life I wish I was a Caleb now i am depressed because I’m not a Caleb😭
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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