Cheesy Christopher 

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

Cheesy Christopher by Jojohawk June 2, 2023

Cody Christopher Smith 

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”

“Wanna hangout later?”
“Yeah sure! Why don’t we invite Cody Christopher Smith!”

Cody Christopher Smith by kioalaa July 15, 2023

Dirty Christopher 

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

Dirty Christopher by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

'Dirty Christopher' 

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

'Dirty Christopher' by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

A Christopher in Alabama by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special 

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

Brandon Christopher Special by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Dirty Christopher 

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

Dirty Christopher by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024