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king cake 

The traditional Mardi Gras circular cake: festively iced with purple, gold, and green frosting. A small bean or plastic doll baby is inserted somewhere in each one. The one who gets this has to provide the king cake next year.
We had the traditional New Orleans king cake. As, as is tradition, it was not very good this year, either. Still, it's a reminder of New Orleans: the best damned city in the country. Even though it's down now, it will come back, so hang loose and let the good times roll.
king cake by Duckbutt February 27, 2006
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Let them eat cake 

A quote that has long been attributed to Marie Antoinette, although historians have generally concluded that she never said that.
Rousseau published in his work "Confessions" (1770) a story of a "great princess" who asked why the peasants were so upset; when told that they had no bread, the princess flippantly said "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche". Marie Antoinette was only fourteen at the time, unknown to the world, and was not even in France at the time.
The story of the ignorant, callous princess uttering "Let them eat cake" was around for a century before Marie Antoinette was even born. Contrary to saying such a statement, Marie Antoinette once wrote to her family: "It is quite certain that in seeing the people who treat us so well despite their own misfortune, we are more obliged than ever to work hard for their happiness. The King seems to understand this truth."
Let them eat cake by Lorelili January 26, 2011

mango cake 

to perform fellatio in exchange for favors
i just gave my professor a mango cake to get into his class
mango cake by Melvin Keyer January 20, 2011

cake faced whore 

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her
Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party
cake faced whore by jamezors October 28, 2007

Drama Cake 

A person who has a layers of self created drama in their life
This drama cake has more going on than a Jerry Springer show
Drama Cake by Webstars2K September 15, 2016

green onion cake 

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.
Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...
green onion cake by Urs V September 28, 2008

George Washington Cake 

A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."
If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.