bonkaclonk

When you hear/know the animatronics in the FNAF games are in the vents

"Oh no?"
"What?"
"Bonnie's bonkaclonking in the vents"

by GawrshShesDancingLikeAStripper December 2, 2020

Bonkdude351

Kind human being , and bedwars youtuber

"Bonk" to be thrown across the bedwars map by Bonkdude351

by sUbscriBetoBonk December 3, 2020

blonkey

commonly used to describe blue donkeys, can double as an insult - synonym for cum dumpster

My eyebrows look so blonkey shishter...

by AnneAllyakaBlonkzilla December 5, 2020

Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

blonkle

an amazing radical person that is awesome

hey man! your blonkle today!

by Blonkle_ December 14, 2020

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

Boink

To yank yourself off while sitting on your thumb.

I always wash my hands thoroughly after boinking myself.

by Dilleinger January 17, 2021