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boner hug

Giving a person a hug while sporting a boner. It's a subtle way of letting a girl know that you've got a crush on her.
Gabriel gave Kelly a boner hug.
by Raymundo The Great January 11, 2008
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jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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Zipper Boner

when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner
crap i have a zipper boner!
by lookitsurface October 25, 2009
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cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited
Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!
by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009
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Boner Sovereignty

An autonomous state of arousal governed by no particular woman or bearing of friction.

one that is sovereign in their sexuality; especially : an autonomous state of arousal free from relationships and the vice of significant other.
Darryl was free now, he was amongst his kind. His boner was free to run and splurge the fruits of the town for as soon as his relationship ended; he was in a state of Boner Sovereignty.
by DJSEAND July 14, 2009
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Bouji Boner

A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015
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Bravado Boner

When you're acting tough and you get a stiffy from it.
Dan: Man, I just told my boss off and got so excited. I think I got a bravado Boner.

Rick: Word.
by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
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