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Goo Balloon

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
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Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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bbllonnkk

A male having sex with another male, usually while drunk.
Dude I think I blonked some guy last night
by hoopla October 19, 2004
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Balloon Popper

The vagina of a female dog.
I'd like to get me some fresh balloon popper.
by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
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Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.
Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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billons

pimp ass hokie in the southern tip holdin more wax than you got dandruff flakes
Billions had girls making milkshakes like he was Hova at the door of the 40/40.
by sample January 15, 2004
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