Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
Get the Goo Balloon mug.When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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by hoopla October 19, 2004
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by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
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Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
Get the Hot Air Balloon mug.When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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