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[The Bible]

Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.
The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.
by minddbendder October 30, 2008
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Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible
John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible
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bibibles

Food of liquid kind; an innovation formed on the model of edibles, which has little to recommend it, save its vulgarity.
The table was spread and loaded with edibles and bibibles of every possible kind.
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Bible

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Woman (bible description)

Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok

THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Woman (bible description)
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Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.
During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.
by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008
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Bibletard

Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper

Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard
People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.
by Donburi May 22, 2010
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